SMS COLLECTION

•                                                                    LOVE  SMS

• Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Love is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Love is TRUE. My dearest Valentine.
• 1000 words 1 cud say. 1000 wishes 1 cud pray. 1000 miles legs cud walk.1000 sounds a mouth cud talk.1000 times ill b true. 1000 ways 2 say i luv u! Happy Valentines Day.
• When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts don't have spare parts.
• Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this. Happy Valentine's Day

• Prem korle PARISHAN hoye jai;
  Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai
  divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai
  ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai.!!

• Joto bhalobasa peyechi tomar kach thake;
  Dustu aii mon chai aro besi pete;
  ki jani tomar modhe ki achhe;
  ke mon chai tomake aro besi kore kache pete.!!

·        Khusbhu er moto tomar modhe miliye jabo;
Sukun hoye tomar hridoy vore debo;
anubhab kore khusite thakbe;
jokhon amay mone korbe;
dur thake chole asbo.!!

·        Raat er khamoshi raas ase na;
Amar chaya ekhon amar paas ase na;
Kichu ase to bas tomar yaad;
Jeta ek poloker jonno amar thake doore jai na.!!

·        Jani na ke kal kothai robe;
Ki pabe ar ki harabe;
Diner shese jokhon eshe;
Chobe amay dhusor alo;
Bhabbo ami ekla bose;bappa_2u
Bondhura sob ache bhalo......

·        Ratri Dekheche Amai Aro Ekbar Kadte.
Ratri Dekheche Hajar Loker Bhire Nijeke Harate.bappa_2u
Ratri Dekheche Bhison Kacher Manusti Koto Dure Thake.
Dekheche Amar Ooi Ekla Ghartai Nirbikarchitte takate
Nijer 'SWAPNO' Sajate..Ar...BHANTE.!!

·        Bristir nesha te ,
Chai mon hara te,
Sab shima chariye,bappa_2u
Chai mon tomake “BHALOBASTE”

·        Hariya jabo jadin ami,
Porbe amai mone,,
ek fota jol asthe dio,,,
tomar choker kone,,,,
sedin jotoi dakbe amai,,,,,
debona sara ami!bappa_2u
thakbo ami nil akasher,,,,,,,,,,,,
chotto ekta tara hoye!!!!!!!

·        Chena prithibe aachena lage,
Likechi kobita tomar name,
Jossona akase bristi jore,
Bijechi ami tomar preme!!bappa_2u

·        Bhujecho tumi amai bhul, Basoni tumi amai bhalo,bappa_2u
Dukhoo roye gache ai ontore, Ke debe muche.
Tomai ami dekhe sokol dukhoo bhule jabar chesta korbo………
Pete chibo tomar………………..EKTU BHALOBASHA.

·        Hariya jabo jadin ami,
Porbe amai mone,,
ek fota jol asthe dio,,,
tomar choker kone,,,,
sedin jotoi dakbe amai,,,,,
debona sara ami!bappa_2u
thakbo ami nil akasher,,,,,,,,,,,,
chotto ekta tara hoye!!!!!!!

·        Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi

·        Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju

·        Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

·        Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.

·        Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!

·        A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"

·        Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!

·        Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

·        Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!

·        Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.

·        Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa.

·        Urdu Sindhi English Pashto Chinese ki Kamyabi ke Baad,
Ab Aik shair BANGALi mein,

"Tum kia Zano Mosli Saawal ka Moza Pharaz"

Kabhie "BONGLADES" aao to Pota Solay..!

·        Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona…
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.

·        Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.

·        February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!

·        Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira.

·        Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.

·        Tur jona anta pare akas thaka tera,
Tui bolla bachta pare oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pare bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jay!!

·        Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

·        Wife: 1 ta kotha bolbo, marba na to?
Husband: Ki bolba?

Wife: Ami pregnant.
Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomay marbo kan?
Wife: Biar agey 1 bar baba K bolchhilam, baba oneeek marchhilo.

·        Bibaher prothom raat!

Husband tar wife-k 1000 Taka dia bole ami kuno din a kaj free kori ni
Wife tar husband-k 200 Taka firot dia bole 800 Takar beshi amio kunodin nei ni.

·        Natun Surjo!
Notun Akash!
Misti Rood!
Misti Batas!
Fotua Panjabi!
Tater Shari!
Rabi, Nazrul-Jari!
Panta Vater Hari.
"SHUVO NABOBARSHO" 141.... grohon koro.

·        Mango thake Mango Juice.
Lemon thake lemon juice.

Grameen thake Djuice.
Banglalink thake je sms na kore se holo "Konjuice".

·        Kokhono ki chad chara jostnake paoa jai
rat chara eto tara akashe ki dekha jai
tumi chara ami tai adhare dekhe jai
asha tobu prem bole na
balobashai mon bole na

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Dara tor maa k bolchi..................
O KAKIMAAAAAAA.........................DAKO KI KORCHA

Ekta barir niche napit chul katche.Chhad theke saya ure eshe customer-er mathay porlo. Napit chechiye bollo..."Boudi saya tulun chul katbo".

·        Tui ki akhon free
achis?
Ekta somay pelei
amay phon korish
1ta personal darkar
ache.
Urgent,Kauke bolbina plZ.
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Vabchi
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