Sunday, March 11, 2012

JOKE

wife: bondhu 2mi bdes gia amay vuilo na.husband: vulbo kemna khaita bosla tomar teto torkarir kotha moma pora.
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Officer gm 1 office sohokarike jiggasa korlen:ai je ,mondol saheb ki kaj korenna naki?eto file jome thake keno apni bolte parben?o.assistant:tini tar charpasher machi ure berano dakhe somoy katan! Bas! Ai tar kaj na? Hunkar cere bollen gm. O.assistant:asole kinto sir'uni etota olosh non! tini du ekta maren o bote!
                                                           DOCTOR O TAR ROGI


Doctor:(phone)hallo,apnar jonno 1ta kharap khobor ase! Rogi:ki khobor doctor? Doctor:madical test a jana gese apnar ayu ar matro 24 ghonta! Rogi:oh allah re... Doctor:arekta kotha ase. Rogi:eta na jani koto boro bad news hoy.accha bolun. Doctor:ami ai news ta deyar jonno goto 2 din dhore apnar mobile a phone korsi kintu paini.!



                                                                                         MOJAR JINIS

Sir: shIkok student der bollo, pRitivir ojoN koto ? Student: sir aktU wait korun ami office room thake asteche . . . . . , kichu koN por chatro ase bollo student: sir 300gm sir: kivabe jenacho ? Student: ay mattro office room ar pRitivir golok pallai mepa ashilam , belive na hola apni gIya mepa ashte paren

                                                                    KIPTE FAMILY


1st:kire,tor barir sobai ki tor moto kipta re?: 2nd:kipta na, tobe ektu hisabi. 1st:kemon hisabi? 2nd:ai jemon dhor,amar choto chacha sadin sokale bus a akta kasir osud kuria pelo. Ta to r nosto kora jai na tai chacha gotokal rate tana 2 gonta pukure dubia thanda lagia osudti kaje lagalen!

                                                                        AYNA DEKHA

Dadu:kire lamiya,ainar samne chok bondo kore dariya asis kano? Lamia:ghumiya thakle cheharata kemon dakhay tai ektu dakhsilam r ki!!





                                                             SUJOK PELE TAKA BACHEBE

Baba tar celeke upodes disse. . . . . .sujok pelaye taka bachabe. . . . . . .pordin cele school theke haphate haphate ase tar babake bollo::baba ajke taka bachiyci. . . . . . .baba::nichoyi baser helparke kola dekhie asesis?. . .cele::are na baba. . . .ajke sara rasta akti baser pisone doure aseci. . . . . Baba::dur boka!...tui jodi rickshawr pice dourati. . .tahale aro taka beche jeto

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