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                                                               VHALOBASI TOMAKE

Choker ki dosh bolo dekhte chai tomake ,, Dristir ki dosh bolo valo lage tomake ,, Provor ki dosh bolo baniache tomake ,, Moner ki dosh bolo mon chai tomake ,, Hridoy ar ki dosh bolo shundor lage tomake ,, Amar ki dosh bolo vAlObAsHi ShUdOi ToMaKeeeee .....


                                                                          PREM

Tumi ki ALO SURJER moto? Tumi ki VALO CHADER moto? Tumi ki SUNDOR VORER moto? Tumi ki BISAL AKASHER moto? Tumi ki FREE PAKHIR moto? Tumi ki EKA AMAR moto?






                                                     PROTHOM DEKHA+SES DEKHA

Prothom dekhlam tomake colleger mathe. . . .arpor valo laga,pore valobasha. . .sobsomoy ghurtam tumar pise pise. . . .tumi takalei ghure takatam onno dike. . .vabtam tumake nie diba ratri. . . .tumake vebe a mone onek shopno aki. . . .ar avabei dite thaki poralekhai faki . . . .bolte parini tumake amr valobashar kotha. . .vabtam tumi rakhbe na mar kotha. . . .avabei katte lagla din. . . .akdin vablm na ar na. . . . .kalkei bolte hobe tumake. . . . .amr valobasar kotha. . . .ratrite tumake shopne dekhlam. . . .amon shopno age khokhono dekhini ami. . . . .dekhlam sada sari pore. . . . .tumi aseso amr ghore. . . . .college gie dekhi. . . .hai sei tumi nai. . . .koto je kosto pelam kivabe bolibo tomay. . . .sobai bolce hai. . . .meyeta kothay. . . . .kivabe se chole gelo onno duniai. . . . .kothay kothay chole gelo amr jan? . . . .keno avabe amr sopno,hoye gelo khan khan?. . . . .procondo citkar die hoye jai oggan. . . . .ar por theke ami ar amate nei. . . . .akhon amr kono shopnou nei. . . . .valobasha keno je ato kosto dei. . . . . . . .bujhina ami bujhina. . . . .ALLAHR kase amr akul parthona. . . . .mrittor pore se jeno hoy amr. . . . . . .

                                                       RAJ KUMARI
 
!...Raj Kumari Du Akhta Kotha Boli..Doaa Kore Baranda Chere jeoo Na..Valobasi Nejer Chee Aktu Besi,,Ame je Saradin Thaki Anmona..Tmi Amar Raj Konna..O Tmi Amar Raj Konna...My All Fri3Nd's Stay Close.....!!!

                                                    JANI TUMI ASBANA

Jani tumi ashbe na fire, bashbe na balo amake. Jani tumi bengecho hridoy, shei ashatei dukko chepe roy. A hridoyer ato kache chile tumi mone ki pore. Koto apon tumi chile, keno amake kadale. Jani na ki obimane keno chole gele. A hridoyer ato kache chile tumi mone ki pore..

                                                                  I PROMISE YOU
 I promise you that I will share all my thoughts & feelings with you I promise you that I will understand everything that you do I promise you that I will be completely honest with you I promise you that I will laugh & cry with you I promise you that I will share my life with you But -most important of all I promise you that I will love you forever.


                                                                     AKASHER TARA

Tumi amar akasher shandha tara,taragulo kano amon shundor vabe gara?Valobashi tomay ami ashuk jatoi jhar,bondhu tumi koronago amay par.


                                                                  Moner Gohine tumi aso

tumi chole geso tate ki/valobasha tho furiye jaini/valobeshe jabo gopone/asha rekhe jabo ashbe jibone" Tumake valobashar iccha furabena/Nodir jol sukiye jabe/amar asru furabena/tumake valobeshe jabo/vula kokhono jabena/ Tumi amar protom prem/shesh kokhono hobena/tumi sile tumi thakbe/shodo moner gohine/kew dekhte parbena

                                                                Valobasha ki dite pare?

valobasha ki shudo kosto dite jane? Shukh dite parena? Valobasha ki shudo jor badole vasate pare? Ekto santi dite parena? Valobasha ki shudo kadathe pare? Ekto hasathe parena?

JOKE

wife: bondhu 2mi bdes gia amay vuilo na.husband: vulbo kemna khaita bosla tomar teto torkarir kotha moma pora.
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Officer gm 1 office sohokarike jiggasa korlen:ai je ,mondol saheb ki kaj korenna naki?eto file jome thake keno apni bolte parben?o.assistant:tini tar charpasher machi ure berano dakhe somoy katan! Bas! Ai tar kaj na? Hunkar cere bollen gm. O.assistant:asole kinto sir'uni etota olosh non! tini du ekta maren o bote!
                                                           DOCTOR O TAR ROGI


Doctorphone)hallo,apnar jonno 1ta kharap khobor ase! Rogi:ki khobor doctor? Doctor:madical test a jana gese apnar ayu ar matro 24 ghonta! Rogih allah re... Doctor:arekta kotha ase. Rogi:eta na jani koto boro bad news hoy.accha bolun. Doctor:ami ai news ta deyar jonno goto 2 din dhore apnar mobile a phone korsi kintu paini.!



                                                                                         MOJAR JINIS

Sir: shIkok student der bollo, pRitivir ojoN koto ? Student: sir aktU wait korun ami office room thake asteche . . . . . , kichu koN por chatro ase bollo student: sir 300gm sir: kivabe jenacho ? Student: ay mattro office room ar pRitivir golok pallai mepa ashilam , belive na hola apni gIya mepa ashte paren

                                                                    KIPTE FAMILY


1st:kire,tor barir sobai ki tor moto kipta re?: 2nd:kipta na, tobe ektu hisabi. 1st:kemon hisabi? 2nd:ai jemon dhor,amar choto chacha sadin sokale bus a akta kasir osud kuria pelo. Ta to r nosto kora jai na tai chacha gotokal rate tana 2 gonta pukure dubia thanda lagia osudti kaje lagalen!

                                                                        AYNA DEKHA

Dadu:kire lamiya,ainar samne chok bondo kore dariya asis kano? Lamia:ghumiya thakle cheharata kemon dakhay tai ektu dakhsilam r ki!!





                                                             SUJOK PELE TAKA BACHEBE

Baba tar celeke upodes disse. . . . . .sujok pelaye taka bachabe. . . . . . .pordin cele school theke haphate haphate ase tar babake bollo::baba ajke taka bachiyci. . . . . . .baba::nichoyi baser helparke kola dekhie asesis?. . .cele::are na baba. . . .ajke sara rasta akti baser pisone doure aseci. . . . . Baba::dur boka!...tui jodi rickshawr pice dourati. . .tahale aro taka beche jeto

SMS COLLECTION

•                                                                    LOVE  SMS

• Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Love is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Love is TRUE. My dearest Valentine.
• 1000 words 1 cud say. 1000 wishes 1 cud pray. 1000 miles legs cud walk.1000 sounds a mouth cud talk.1000 times ill b true. 1000 ways 2 say i luv u! Happy Valentines Day.
• When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts don't have spare parts.
• Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this. Happy Valentine's Day

• Prem korle PARISHAN hoye jai;
  Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai
  divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai
  ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai.!!

• Joto bhalobasa peyechi tomar kach thake;
  Dustu aii mon chai aro besi pete;
  ki jani tomar modhe ki achhe;
  ke mon chai tomake aro besi kore kache pete.!!

·        Khusbhu er moto tomar modhe miliye jabo;
Sukun hoye tomar hridoy vore debo;
anubhab kore khusite thakbe;
jokhon amay mone korbe;
dur thake chole asbo.!!

·        Raat er khamoshi raas ase na;
Amar chaya ekhon amar paas ase na;
Kichu ase to bas tomar yaad;
Jeta ek poloker jonno amar thake doore jai na.!!

·        Jani na ke kal kothai robe;
Ki pabe ar ki harabe;
Diner shese jokhon eshe;
Chobe amay dhusor alo;
Bhabbo ami ekla bose;bappa_2u
Bondhura sob ache bhalo......

·        Ratri Dekheche Amai Aro Ekbar Kadte.
Ratri Dekheche Hajar Loker Bhire Nijeke Harate.bappa_2u
Ratri Dekheche Bhison Kacher Manusti Koto Dure Thake.
Dekheche Amar Ooi Ekla Ghartai Nirbikarchitte takate
Nijer 'SWAPNO' Sajate..Ar...BHANTE.!!

·        Bristir nesha te ,
Chai mon hara te,
Sab shima chariye,bappa_2u
Chai mon tomake “BHALOBASTE”

·        Hariya jabo jadin ami,
Porbe amai mone,,
ek fota jol asthe dio,,,
tomar choker kone,,,,
sedin jotoi dakbe amai,,,,,
debona sara ami!bappa_2u
thakbo ami nil akasher,,,,,,,,,,,,
chotto ekta tara hoye!!!!!!!

·        Chena prithibe aachena lage,
Likechi kobita tomar name,
Jossona akase bristi jore,
Bijechi ami tomar preme!!bappa_2u

·        Bhujecho tumi amai bhul, Basoni tumi amai bhalo,bappa_2u
Dukhoo roye gache ai ontore, Ke debe muche.
Tomai ami dekhe sokol dukhoo bhule jabar chesta korbo………
Pete chibo tomar………………..EKTU BHALOBASHA.

·        Hariya jabo jadin ami,
Porbe amai mone,,
ek fota jol asthe dio,,,
tomar choker kone,,,,
sedin jotoi dakbe amai,,,,,
debona sara ami!bappa_2u
thakbo ami nil akasher,,,,,,,,,,,,
chotto ekta tara hoye!!!!!!!

·        Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi

·        Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju

·        Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

·        Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.

·        Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!

·        A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her
"NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"

·        Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!

·        Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

·        Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!

·        Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.

·        Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa.

·        Urdu Sindhi English Pashto Chinese ki Kamyabi ke Baad,
Ab Aik shair BANGALi mein,

"Tum kia Zano Mosli Saawal ka Moza Pharaz"

Kabhie "BONGLADES" aao to Pota Solay..!

·        Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona…
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.

·        Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.

·        February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!

·        Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira.

·        Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.

·        Tur jona anta pare akas thaka tera,
Tui bolla bachta pare oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pare bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jay!!

·        Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

·        Wife: 1 ta kotha bolbo, marba na to?
Husband: Ki bolba?

Wife: Ami pregnant.
Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomay marbo kan?
Wife: Biar agey 1 bar baba K bolchhilam, baba oneeek marchhilo.

·        Bibaher prothom raat!

Husband tar wife-k 1000 Taka dia bole ami kuno din a kaj free kori ni
Wife tar husband-k 200 Taka firot dia bole 800 Takar beshi amio kunodin nei ni.

·        Natun Surjo!
Notun Akash!
Misti Rood!
Misti Batas!
Fotua Panjabi!
Tater Shari!
Rabi, Nazrul-Jari!
Panta Vater Hari.
"SHUVO NABOBARSHO" 141.... grohon koro.

·        Mango thake Mango Juice.
Lemon thake lemon juice.

Grameen thake Djuice.
Banglalink thake je sms na kore se holo "Konjuice".

·        Kokhono ki chad chara jostnake paoa jai
rat chara eto tara akashe ki dekha jai
tumi chara ami tai adhare dekhe jai
asha tobu prem bole na
balobashai mon bole na

·        IF U R IN "LOVE"
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Dara tor maa k bolchi..................
O KAKIMAAAAAAA.........................DAKO KI KORCHA

Ekta barir niche napit chul katche.Chhad theke saya ure eshe customer-er mathay porlo. Napit chechiye bollo..."Boudi saya tulun chul katbo".

·        Tui ki akhon free
achis?
Ekta somay pelei
amay phon korish
1ta personal darkar
ache.
Urgent,Kauke bolbina plZ.
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Vabchi
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Kinbi?

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  tomar choto choto thang.
  tumi ekti goru.
  tomar lej ta tai shoru.
  tumi ekti 6agol.
  tai to tumi pagol.
  Tomar matha mota,tai por6o msg ta gota...

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